Admit it. You’ve thought about having a bleached asshole.
Fact is, most people have thought about the color of their anus at least once. Sure, it’s often brought up at a party as a joke but most things that people joke about tend to be things people think about as well.
Why is my anus dark?
A lot of people will tell you that your anus is dark because you don’t clean well. That is not true at all. The truth is that a dark anus comes from many different factors including melanin production, skin friction and age. Different people have different skin types and some buttholes will be darker than others naturally. Some races of people tend to have darker skin areas than others as well. You can read all the scientific stuff about your skin at places like WebMD but suffice it to say that your dark anus is not your fault.
Why would I want to lighten my anus?
Not sure why you are asking that question if you are here reading this article. But in reality, most people that want to bleach their anus are doing it because they care about how they look, and how they appear to their partner. Is that vanity? Maybe. But it’s your body and your choice. There is nothing wrong with idea of anal bleaching. Especially nowadays when it seems like everyone in the world is doing it. No shame!
How do I perform anal bleaching?
That is the million dollar question. Well, not even close to a million dollars but you get the point. There are medical procedures that can be performed by a doctor for a few thousand dollars. The upside of having your anus whitened in this way is it can be quick and effective. The downsides are that it is expensive and there is a good possibility of pain from the procedure.
Another option is to go to a spa or salon and have them bleach your anus. This option is a lot cheaper than the medical one, ranging from $200 to $600 (and possibly more). The problems with this method are that for one, some stranger will be playing with your butthole. Sorry, not for me! The other problem is that you will have to return quite a few times for multiple treatments. That is a lot of time – and quite a bit of money spent.
The best option, at least in my opinion, is diy anal bleaching. What do I mean by that? These days there are a bunch of products on the market that will allow you to lighten your anus cheaply, safely and effectively from the comfort of your own home. Remember the spa treatment mentioned just above? Surprise – chances are they are using an anal bleaching cream that you could just buy yourself and apply from the comfort and privacy of your own home. And for a lot less money.
Let us know
If you decide to dive in and pretty up that little bum of yours, the drop us a line in the comments below and let us know how it went and how you went about doing it. We are all adults here so remember – no shame!
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The nature of kids tends to imitate their mothers as they spend more time around them in the home. Therefore, they start trying to be like their moms and immediately learn to smile like their moms, making noises also that are quite similar.
From this, mannerism comes to the kids. Likewise, eating is not totally another domain here as the food choices, cooking meals and eating have an influence on the healthy eating habits of the kids.
Children learn very much from the fitness as well as nutrition behavior of their mothers. They think of them as their role models as per their attitudes based on food preferences. According to the health experts across the globe, it is the responsibility of the moms to provide a proper balanced diet to their children.
Healthy Eating Habits
From researches, it has been found that the kids who have their meals with their mothers tend to have a food interest towards eating more and more vegetables, dairy products as well as fruits which are the most balanced diets.
With this approach, moms can raise their children to become high-achieving, well-adjusted as well as healthy lifestyles in future. Family meals have a very positive impact on the academic achievement of the kids also. In addition to it, balanced diets infuse self-esteem among them due to the healthy aspects associated with it.
Most of the kids look for fun foods, and they tend to follow their friends and classmates for these. However, it is the responsibility of the moms to choose what the kid should eat or not as these fun foods many a time are the causes of childhood obesity.
Responsibility of the moms
Guiding the dietary plan for a child is a very delicate work, and there is no doubt about it. It determines the eating habit of a kid and the responsibility of the mothers is huge in such case. A mother should encourage the child to make a healthy and nutritional choice when it comes to balanced diet, but moms should not hover or pester too much when it comes to the eating habits and food choices of the kids.
They have to take charge with the help of presenting the balanced foodstuffs; nevertheless, they shouldn’t directly teach the kids that some foods are bad.
Don’t negotiate with your kid like the number of bites, he/she going to have before getting the dessert. It is the job of the moms to try new kind of nutritional foods now and then as the kids show no particular interest in the balanced food if you don’t change them often. In other words, try not to limit the palate of the kids otherwise you will get trapped in fixing the meals.
Most of the mothers, therefore, present varieties of nutritional food products even though the kid refuses to eat. In these circumstances, try to encourage the child that his/her favorite food will be given to him at the snack time. Skipping a meal is not healthy for the child, and if you think that by this approach you can force the kid to have a healthy diet, then you are wrong.